Hi, I’m a university president,

and after I triple student tuition costs which will lead to low enrollment, I’ll cut staff, and, at which point, I’ll continue to financially cripple our university, and then, I’ll complete my tenure which will include a million-dollar plus bonus simply because that’s how this works, and then, just a few months later, the mayor will appoint me to the board of the public schools, and,

in case you don’t believe me, I am real – Google it.  

Samuel DuBois is a poet, writer, and photographer. He was born in Chicago, and raised on the city’s south side and in the Gary, Indiana area. He is an editor of Coordenadas Zine. He won the Nopales con Cielo Award for fiction/non-fiction.