The dragon is at quite a loss;
He hoards discontinued nugget sauce.
He spends the whole day
And his spending has made his wife cross.
She kicked him right out of their door,
Leaving puddles of sauce on the floor.
He cried, “Let me back in!”
She replied, “No way, Finn!”
And he crashed on Fred’s couch evermore.
Rachel A. Schrock is a Comedy Writing and Performance major and aspiring Fiction minor at Columbia College Chicago. She lives in Edgewater, but her dog lives in northern Indiana. She is attempting to post weekly videos on her YouTube channel, youtube.com/Razmatini.